Need a job, skilled in general construction.?

I've tried to get work the traditional way to no avail. So recently I started standing by Home Depot with the Mexicans and Guatemalans, but that is also starting to prove fruitless. I constantly get harassed by the police. I tell them I'm white, but they don't believe me. They even tried to say my ID was fake at one point. Standing out in the sun all day doesn't help. Although, I do have an awesome tan now. Then the other day I took off my shirt because the farmers tan was becoming overbearing. I kept trying to take what I thought was my white t-shirt off. When I'm half asleep and delusional I'm quite persistent. I wound up tearing at my skin and it hurt like hell. Well, anyway, I started getting men asking me for a different kind of "service", which was quite unsettling. Any of you have an idea for me? I'm up for almost anything at this point.